This handy little list comes here via The Onion

1. Ridin’ the cotton pony
2. Checking into the Red Roof Inn
3. Kate Bush-ing
4. Falling to the Communists
5. A visit from Cap’n Bloodsnatch
6. Walking along the beach in soft focus
7. “Red Skelton dropped by”
8. Gettin’ down with the O.B.
9. “It’s ‘that time of the month’ where ‘I’m not at my best’ becuase ‘my vagina is bleeding’”

I think number 4 there has got to be my favorite. Nothin like blaming it on the Communists.

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